When I say "Crazy Grandma" I don't mean demented (rephrase that...I usually don't mean demented). I mean crazy super fun. I was blessed with two crazy super fun grandmas growing up! And I'm so glad that my kids are blessed with THREE crazy super fun grandmas!
GraMichelle
BAM! I am awesome! I get it from my awesome mom who is crazier than crazy! We went sledding last month and she sent my precious three year old little Nora down a gigantic hill of death. I even got it on video. Before Nora was born my mom decided that she would like to have the girls, and all future grandchildren, grow up calling her "GraMichelle" (notice how she combines Grandma and her name, Michelle, all in one, clever huh? She's the JLo of Grandmas) GraMichelle likes her husband to be called Grandpa Bruce but from their little mouths it just comes out sounding like Dumpa Deuce! (BAM! another good nick name!)
Yesterday I lost my phone at about 7 am and I didn't find it until about 7 pm. I discovered it under Nora's bed and noticed that someone had made about six calls to GraMichelle that day. I asked little Nora what Grandma had said during their 6(!) phone conversations and she said, "Shhh, I'm busy can't talk now. I'll call you later." (She was repeating what Grandma was saying.) Grandma was at the dermatologist getting some moles removed while answering calls from her phone happy granddaughter. (I'm glad my mom doesn't "have time" to read this blog because I don't know how she would feel about me talking about her moles so I would appreciate it if you didn't mention it.)
Here's some examples of crazy things my mom does that makes Nora like her better than me:
1. GraMichelle gives her bubblegum and if you give a 3 year old bubble gum you must be crazy.
2. GraMichelle gives her Diet Coke, my mom says that it's just melted ice with a little Diet Coke mixed in. (I don't like her having caffeine because I think she is too little. I'd rather if she had bubble gum). One day when Nora had just turned 2 we were driving in the car and out of the blue, Nora says to me, "Mom, Diet Coke is for babies! I like apple juice! Apple juice is for big girls like me!"
3. GraMichelle tells Nora scary stories in the closet, while holding flashlights under her chin. Nora once told me a scary story that she had learned from my mom. It went something like this:
"It was a dark, dark scary night and you were in the dark, dark scary woods. AND THEN A MONSTER CAME OUT AND ATE YOU!!!!"
Grams
Grams is Joe's mom. Grams has an entire room full of dress ups. She is constantly looking for new fun dress up shoes, hats, jewelry and of course dresses. Every 20 minutes is a costume change at Grams house.
A few weeks ago we went to Grams house for dinner and a visit. Nora played and played and played with Grams and her cousins. When it was time to go home Nora threw one of her humungo screaming, crying, make-me-roll-my-eyes, sigh and drag-her-out-to-the-car kind of fits. We got into the car and started to drive away with Nora sobbing hysterically in the back. After Nora calmed down a little she quietly said, "mommy, (sob) my heart (sob) is breakin' (sob)"
"Why is your heart breaking Nora?"
"I just miss (sob) my Grams (sob) soooo much (sob) that my heart is breakin'"
Poor little thing. I feel kind of bad, because I couldn't help laughing, which made her heart break even more.
I think that Ryan likes Grams more than me because she lets him roam around her house 'Commando, free and easy blowing in the wind'. Grams loves cute little baby bums. I love cute little baby bums too but not more than cleaning up cute little baby bombs off my carpet.
Here's why Nora likes Grams more than me:
1. Grams went to beauty school and often does hair as a side job. One day Grams gave Nora permission to trim the hair off of a Barbie doll from her playroom. Nora thought this was the coolest thing ever.
2. Grams lets Nora put on make-up and even lets her paint her own fingernails and toes.
3. Grams buys Nora toys that I would never pick out for her, however Nora usually likes the toys that Grams buys for her better then the ones I buy. For example, she bought Nora a little broom and dust pan. I would look at a broom and dust pan and think, "This is not a toy! Broom + dustpan= boring chore." However Nora uses it to play house, play baton twirler and she uses it as a javelin (The little broom is currently in time out because Nora used it as a javelin and it hit Joe's beautiful new television he he.) Even Ryan loves to play with the little broom. They both help me sweep the kitchen floor.
Nana
Nana is Joe's red-headed step-mother. Nana is one of the most energetic people I know. She has raised four of her own children and now she is raising two of her grandchildren. On top of going to tons of football games/practices, softball games/practices and dance recitals/practices she is constantly planning fun activities for everyone. A few months ago she wanted to take all of the grand kids, including 3 year old Nora, to see a movie about a dolphin with a prosthetic fin. I can't remember why but Nora didn't make it to the prosthetic fin dolphin movie soooo...I guess that's a bad example (for some reason however thinking about a dolphin with a prosthetic fin makes me laugh, it must be my ice cold heart, don't tell my friends for PETA).
A better example would be the time she took all of the girls to the Witches Festival at Gardner Village. She got all dressed up and looked spectacular. We ate breakfast with the witches, the little girls got their faces painted and we did some window shopping. SUPER FUN DAY!
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It's hard to see Nana in this photo because she is lugging Nora around...again. :) |
Nana is a Disney extremist! There are two kinds of Disney extremists: 'The Haters' and 'The Lovers'. The Haters despise all things Disney. For example they dislike the commercialism and the cheesy princesses with all their love at first sight that they say causes little girls to have unrealistic dreams and want to live happily ever after. I once had a friend tell me that she wasn't going to let her daughters see the movie "Tangled" because it might encourage them at some point in their lives to fall in love with a thief like Flynn Ryder...whatever. Nana is at the other end of the spectrum she is a Disney LOVER to the tenth power. She goes to Disneyland usually more than once a year and brings back, for Nora and Ryan among others, tons of Disney paraphernalia. Aside from semi-annual 'pilgrimages' to the Magic Kingdom, she went with us to Disney On Ice, took us to Tuacahn's production of "Little Mermaid" last year and this year she is taking us to the production of "Aladdin".
I have to admit that I was once a 'Hater' of Disney products. Not Disney movies and not Disneyland but of the t-shirts, bed sheets, diaper bags, blankets, toys, etc. I didn't want my kids to have them because I thought they were ugly and obnoxious, but ten seconds after Nora was born she was wearing a Minnie Mouse onesie and wrapped in a Winnie the Pooh blanket. When I left the hospital I had a Winnie the Pooh diaper bag slung over my shoulder. My world has now become surrounded by Disney products. I have now learned to love all things Disney because Nora is so fascinated by Disney Magic. Nora asks me when we can go to Disneyland on a daily basis. I want to wait until her fifth birthday to go, but she might crack me before then because I can't wait to see her face when we get there. Nana spoils Nora with Disney toys and is just as excited as I am for Nora's first trip to Disneyland.
Nora and Ryan love giving Nana kisses and cuddles and she is always sharing her food with them so they like to hang around her at meal time like hungry baby birds.
I am so so so grateful that my kids have such wonderful examples of love in their lives. They are blessed to have many that love them especially their grandmas!!!!!